turkey bacon
n.— «The turkey bacon security guard yelled at us.» —“The Mall With Alicia and Julia” by Dwarf Invasion (braindamage) Dance Party (Winterpark, Florida) Oct. 20, 2001. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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