turkey bacon
n.— «That young security guard!! Trying to be all bad…especially when he knows he’s just turkey bacon!!» —“I Laugh in the face of security!!!! still laughing” by firegeek Nu Fud Friday Feb. 10, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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