Grant reads from a listenerβs favorite poem by Lisel Mueller called βWhy We Tell Stories.β It reads in part: βWe sat by the fire in our caves,/ and because we were poor, we made up a tale/ about a treasure mountain/ that would open only for us.β...
Pity the poor typeface designer, always seeing anachronisms in movies and television. Imagine how painful it must be watching a World War II movie only to see a document printed in Snell Roundhand Bold, a font invented in 1972. Hereβs typeface...
Martha and Grant share some favorite Facebook groups: Ambrose Bierce was the baddest-ass lexicographer who ever lived. I judge you when you use poor grammar. What Are A Grammar? People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People. Of...
poor-geoisie Β n.βΒ Β«βIf we had a slob in the White House, all the hipsters would turn into some walking Chippendales calendar,β Mr. Peres said. Instead, the streets of Williamsburg are crowded with men who are, as he noted, βproudly rocking a gut.β...
Proverbs pack great truths into a few well-chosen words, no matter which language you speak. Check out this one from Belize: βDonβt call the alligator a big-mouth till you have crossed the river.β And this truism from Zanzibar: βWhen two elephants...
malus Β n.βGloss: A penalty for poor performance, the opposite of a bonus.Β Β«A report by Frankfurt-based Center for Financial Studies has coined a new wordβmalus. Malus is Latin for βbadβ while bonus means βgood.β It says if executives can win bonuses...

