Dubbing someone a knight by tapping their shoulder with a sword is a venerable tradition, but that didn’t stop a wag from mocking it in limerick form with a groaner of a pun. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Knighting Pun”
Okay, because these are too good.
I’ve got one more limerick for you.
Oh, great.
I mean, we could spend all day in this thing, right?
This is OEDILF.com.
The word is dub, D-U-B.
D-U-B, okay.
The king could but scarce hold his mirth as his sword touched a squire of great girth.
It can be no surprise that because of your size, I dub thee circumference of Earth.
And a terrible pun to boot.
Oh, wow.
Circumference.
That is good.
Yeah, it’s okay, right?
It’s good, yeah.
We love limericks.
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