Floorios

I increase my vocabulary daily and today’s word is Florio.

It’s food that you drop on the floor and then eat.

So it’s Flor Plus like Cheerio.

Think of a baby sitting in a high chair.

They’re dropping all their food and you’re like, I ain’t making new dinner.

Here’s your food.

Back up off the floor.

Five seconds.

Ten seconds.

They’ve got to improve their immune system, right?

That’s the logic.

You make sure there’s no cat hair on it, and you put the Florio back on the tray.

Oh, yes.

Aren’t we all guilty of that?

F-L-O-O-R-I-O, Florio, food that fell on the floor that you didn’t eat.

I love it.

Do you have a term for that kind of thing or a slang term you’d like to share with us?

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