Listeners emailed us in response to a call on the sonorous bow-chicka-wow-wow cliche, and we’re glad they did. We learned that country star Trace Adkins has a song called Brown Chicken, Brown Cow that uses puppets to demonstrate just what it means to take a roll in the hay. We’re sure it’d have Statler and Waldorf whipping out their opera binoculars. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Bow Chicka Wow Wow”
Do you remember when we did the call about
How could I forget? People were singing that to me all week, so it’s this baseline rhythm that is
Has become associated with cheesy porn. Right? So if someone says something that has a that could
Have a sexual connotation, you kind of joke and you make that noise and it leads them
To believe.
You know, it’s just a way of saying, oh, did you mean that sexy?
You know, right?
Bow chicka wow wow.
Bow chicka wow wow.
Right?
Well, we got a few emails from people, including Sky Boyd, Yusuf Windham, and Wendy Sang, who
Told us that the kid-friendly version of this is brown chicken, brown cow.
So say it.
Brown chicken, brown cow.
And it turns out there’s a country song by Trace Adkins.
No.
It’s a funny video with puppets getting busy on the farm.
That’s all I’m going to say.
It’s family safe, but you can hunt it up.
It’s on the CMT site.
Trace Adkins, A-D-K-I-N-S.
And it’s called Brown Chicken, Brown Cow.
And it has in it brown chickens and brown cows.
Puppets.
Oh.
Yeah, smoking cigarettes after.
Yes, caught in flagrante smoking cigarettes after the fact.
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