wood
n.— «Rudy took Judy out for a stroll up Second Avenue, permitting the newspaper photographers to snap pictures all along the way. They were on the cover—the “wood,” in the argot—of the tabloids the next day, as Giuliani undoubtedly knew they would be.» —“What Rudy Believes” by Michael Tomasky American Prospect Apr. 12, 2007. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
A Navy veteran recalls hearing the Southern expression fat lighter from his wife’s family in Troy, Alabama. It denotes an old, resin-rich pine wood that becomes highly flammable as it ages. Fat lighter is prized as kindling and often called fat...
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