Next time you’re in a bar and in need of an insult, say it like Shakespeare: Thou wanton swag-bellied underskinker! An underskinker is an assistant tapster who draws beer for customers. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Underskinkers”
Here’s another insult from the Shakespeare insult generator that I really like. I learned something.
Thou wanton swag-bellied underskinker. Underskinker, underskinker, and underskinker is an assistant tapster. That is someone who draws beer for customers. I didn’t think that was insulting.
I mean, we live in Craft Beer City here in San Diego.
Yeah, I wonder if they’re like super filthy or they don’t get any tips or they’re also cleaning up the vomit from drunk customers.
I don’t know.
Like maybe they get a lot of other junky tasks, terrible tasks.
I don’t know.
I know a lot of underskinkers here in San Diego and they are good friends.
Yeah, me too.
And they all seem to have like great muscles and awesome tattoos, both the men and the women.
And I’m like, how do you keep that great body and work next to so much alcohol?
Right. And they have a wealth of knowledge about beer.
Yeah, that’s true. That’s true. It’s a really nice thing about San Diego, isn’t it?
Yes.
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