toast
n.— «How can you say somethin’ like “Yeah, he’s a pussy, he has to shoot people,” like any pussy ass nigga can kill someone. All that shit niggas talk, but if that little pussy ass kid you talk shit about put the toast in your face then who’d be the bitch?» —“Re: what ever happened to gangs?” by GoldenChild Usenet: rec.music.hip-hop Dec. 28, 2000. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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