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wadge

wadge  n.— «The glass house should go for 5 minutes, so they don’t have to pad it out with so many shitpoor jokes. and that “wear a funny hat and talk shit about vag” (or, more recently, wadge) segment is beyond terrible...

red light fever

red light fever  n.— «Around 1970 aged 10 my Dad and I went into a booth in Victoria Station where you could record a “45” seven inch record. (like in the video for “Tribute” by those joke heavy metal idiots…...

descope

descope  v.— «I’ve been collecting examples of the jargon in common use by people at NASA Headquarters.…Descope: verb, to redesign a project as a result of budget cuts (not the opposite of scope, q.v.).» —“Glossary of NASA...

vishing

vishing  n.— «Last year some of us made jokes about Vishing on funsec, today it’s a reality.…Special thanks to the good guys at Websense and the PIRT guys at CastleCOPS PIRT.» —“[Full-disclosure] Vishing (voice/phone...

brick

brick  n.— «Yesterday I did what is known in triathlon parlance as a “brick.” Insert brick jokes here. A brick is two segments of the triathlon performed back-to-back. I opted to do my most challenging portion, the bike-run...

katlick

katlick  n.— «All the desis I hang out with in New York are ABCDs or katlicks (catholics) none of whom know any bombay slang—or understand bombay jokes.» —“Bombay, 2:25 PM” by TheGreatGujju The Indian...