wadge
n.— «The glass house should go for 5 minutes, so they don’t have to pad it out with so many shitpoor jokes. and that “wear a funny hat and talk shit about vag” (or, more recently, wadge) segment is beyond terrible.» —“The IT Crowd” by stever FasterLouder.com.au (Australia) Oct. 28, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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