TagItaly

A Single Pair of Jeans

You have a pair of gloves, and there are two of them; you have a pair of shoes, and there are two; a pair of socks, and there’s one for each foot, right? So why do we have a pair of jeans when it’s only one item? This is part of a complete episode...

banana skin

banana skin Β n.β€”Β Β«Italy are a good sideβ€”they won two games in the Six Nations and pushed Ireland in the warm-ups and most of them have beaten Scotland before. This, therefore, is not a β€œbanana skin”; it’s what the French call a seiziΓ¨me-final, the...

pizza parliament

pizza parliament Β n.β€”Β Β«Pizza parliament is a semi-derogatory term used to describe the parliamentary system in Italy (and other countries) where there are so many political parties that it is impossible for any one of them to have a majority and...

spawny

spawny Β adj.β€”Β Β«They qualified for the semis by kicking Maradona off the pitch (so when he retaliated he got sent off) and a spawny Rossi hatrick based on defensive errors by Brazil when Italy were getting pissed on.Β»Β β€”β€œRe: Bring back the...

labbrosaur

labbrosaur Β n.β€”Β Β«A mischievous journalist, Roberto D’Agostino, coined the word labbrosaur to describe the bee-stung lip look that has blossomed up and down the country. The word Labbra means lip in Italian.Β»Β β€”β€œHow self-inflicted plastic surgery...