snotty
n.— «Anyone who smokes pot knows the many advantages to smoking a “Snotty Pipe”, nothing beats a cool glass bowl.» —“Re: How do U smoke pot?” Usenet: alt.hemp Jan. 5, 1995. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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