Say It Like Stewie Word Quiz

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Now, on the TV show Family Guy, there’s a running gag that Brian Griffin is occasionally annoyed when Stewie Griffin pronounces WH words with, now follow me here, a distinct voiceless labiovelar approximant.

Yes.

That is with a breathy H sound at the start.

Right.

So, all right, the origin and classic example from Family Guy is cool whip.

What’s that?

Could you have, can I get some cool whip?

You want some cool whip?

Why do you say, why do you say that?

Why do you say whip, whip?

That’s how he says it, and he does it, I think, just to annoy Brian.

Now, I’ll give you a clue to a two-word phrase.

One word is a W word, and the other is a WH word.

Let’s annoy Brian all the more by pronouncing all of them like Stewie.

What do you say?

Oh, boy.

Okay.

Here we go.

So, I was in a contest, and I made a very high-pitched sound with my lips, and that earned me first place.

So you whistled.

But what’s a W word?

I assume it’s an adjective.

For first place?

A winning whistle?

A winning whistle, yes, exactly.

Very good.

He may be young, presumptuous, and overconfident, but he is worth millions.

Worth millions.

Young and overconfident.

So he’s a whippersnapper.

A whippersnapper, but is he…

A wealthy whippersnapper?

He is indeed a wealthy whippersnapper. Very good.

I saw him disembarking from a ship on a pier and Aberystwyth.

Disembarking from a ship.

I’m going to guess that one of them’s wharf, right?

It’s not too far from Cardiff.

A Welsh wharf.

Yes, a Welsh wharf. Very good.

At the dog show, I witnessed a small, muscular, greyhound-like beast that filled me with awe.

Oh, Wiley Whippet.

A winning whippet.

Wonderful whippet.

Yes, a wonderful whippet.

Very good.

I found a device I could not identify,

And it was very, very strange.

A weird whatchamacallit.

Exactly, a weird whatchamacallit, yes.

Oh.

I was going to say whidget.

Weird widget?

Could be a weird widget.

Finally, a triple.

Poor Ahab, totally obsessed with that untamed, savage cetacean Moby Dick.

The white whale.

Yes, the…

What’s the other W?

He’s untamed and savage.

A wild white whale.

Yes, Moby Dick, the wild white whale.

That was wonderful, you guys.

I’m going to retire my stewing impersonation.

For good.

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