sauce shelf
n.— «Half-man-half-Vera-Duckworth Lisa went topless in the pool for a drunken dip. Red-blooded male viewers reportedly averted their gaze as the hatchet-faced Welsh whinger unloaded her sauce shelf.» —“Action stations in BB house” by Podge Clarke MegaStar July 11, 2003. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)