pant-load
n.— «You can recognize notoriety by the three-name phenomenon. John Wilkes Booth, John Wayne Bobbitt, Mary Tyler Moore (just kidding). Shoot, it’s already happened to Harding’s pant-load of a bodyguard, Shawn Eric Eckardt.» —“Da Bowl” Washington Times (District of Columbia) Jan. 25, 1994. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)