merked
v.— «Bow is my # 1 boo forever and always so all yall little busdown wannabes need to back dat azz away fa you get merked.» —“Guestbook” by Jasmine Right On! Magazine Oct. 9, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
The word dezzick is defined in an 1875 dictionary of the Sussex dialect as “a day’s work.” This is part of a complete episode.
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