What would you serve a chronic procrastinator? Ketchup. What would you serve a fertility specialist? Eggplant. Martha serves up those and others. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Ketchup and Eggplant”
Grant, are you ready for another round of what would you serve?
Oh, please.
Okay, this is the game where you invite somebody over for something to eat, and you have to decide what would be on the menu in just one word.
Okay.
Okay, so what if you invite over a chronic procrastinator?
I don’t know.
Ketchup.
You’d serve them ketchup.
It doesn’t have to make sense.
How about a fertility specialist?
Eggs?
Eggplant.
Oh.
How great is that?
What would you serve if you had actors coming over for dinner?
Actors.
Actors.
Wine and cheese, right?
No, no, no.
Because they mooch off of the art gallery openings, right?
Right, wine and yellow cubes of cheese.
No, you’d serve actors roles.
Oh.
Roles.
Terrible.
You’re easy.
Terrible.
You pretend like you don’t like puns.
I am easy.
Tell my wife.
You’re easy.
What would you serve if Adam came over to dinner?
The Adam?
The Adam.
That Adam.
Apple, I guess.
How about spare rib?
Yes.
Is that one word or two?
It is.
It’s one word now, I think.
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