Jenny Crank
n.— «Well, you can get on the Jenny Crank diet….Tweek for breakfast…Tweek for brunch….Tweek for lunch….Tweek for Dinner….Tweek for Dessert….Tweek for midnight snack….Tweek for 3am snack….Repeat over and over.» —“Re: don’t wanna eat” by soma junkie Usenet: alt.drugs.psychedelics Nov. 30, 1999. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)