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The old-time radio performer Fred Allen had some great one-liners, such as is too good for a man who likes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. He also said I like long walks, especially when taken by someone who annoys me. Among his most profound observations: A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it. This is part of a complete episode.

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