Fred Allen, an old-time radio performer from the medium’s golden age, had a dry gift for one-liners. He once said, “Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns. He should be drawn and quoted.” Another Allen line: “I like long walks, especially when...
Here’s something to think about the next time somebody says “A penny for your thoughts.” This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Penny for Your Thoughts” Here’s a question for you. When someone asks you a penny for your thoughts and you...
Will Rogers was a master of paraprosdokians. Martha shares a favorite, as well as one from comedian Mitch Hedberg. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Paraprosdokian Quotes” We’re going to have more paraprosdokians, those statements...
