The old-time radio performer Fred Allen had some great one-liners, such as Hanging is too good for a man who likes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. He also said I like long walks, especially when taken by someone who annoys me. Among his most...
Here’s something to think about the next time somebody says “A penny for your thoughts.” This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Penny for Your Thoughts” Here’s a question for you. When someone asks you a penny for your thoughts and you...
Will Rogers was a master of paraprosdokians. Martha shares a favorite, as well as one from comedian Mitch Hedberg. This is part of a complete episode. Transcript of “Paraprosdokian Quotes” We’re going to have more paraprosdokians, those statements...