fraudband
n.— «I will illustrate for you how Sprint has perverted the truth and misrepresented facts, causing me to surrender my valuable time and money. The best way to do this is with Sprint Fraudband Defect’s own words.» —“Morons in the News: Sprint Fraudband Defect” by Angry spatula (Nicklas Johnson) Morons.org Nov. 26, 2001. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)