burpee n.— «She wowed her judge with an explosive series of “burpees”—springing into the air after a push-up, then dropping down to repeat the process. She saved a final burst for the sprints.» —“How to Drop a Goliath: First, You Hire Two...
fraudband n.— «I will illustrate for you how Sprint has perverted the truth and misrepresented facts, causing me to surrender my valuable time and money. The best way to do this is with Sprint Fraudband Defect’s own words.» —“Morons in the News:...
gasser n. a sprint, usually run in series as a form of athletic conditioning. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

