breastaurant
n.— «Despite their efforts to attract families, not everyone wants to eat in a “breastaurant.”» —“Hooters chain goes for national appeal” by Curtis Krueger St. Petersburg Times (Florida) Sept. 30, 1990. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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