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Box with Five Handles

Barb in Battle Creek, Michigan, reports that when she was a small child, a neighbor from Georgia said she would bring her a box with five handles for her birthday. Barb was overjoyed until she learned that the phrase is actually a joking euphemism for “a whomp upside the head with a hand,” or in her case “a spanking.” A box with five nails is a variant. This is part of a complete episode.

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