winker
n.— «We’ve been bleaching lots of Texan winkers.…Anal bleaching is based on the idea that there is one perfect shade of ass. » —“Britesmile for Bungholes” by Tristan Taormino Village Voice (New York City) July 11, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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