If you need a Shakespearean insult, there’s always unhandsome smush-mouthed mush-rump. This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Unhandsome Smush-Mouthed Mush-Rump”
Grant thou unhandsome stretched mouth mushroom. I’m just be over here while you amuse yourself.
I’ll just be sitting here. I am so amused. Games on my phone.
You know they should make a Shakespeare insult generator app. There probably is one.
It kind of begs for paper, though, doesn’t it?
Yeah, it’s so much fun to just go through this.
Maybe it’s the book that you use, you know, if you have, like, the curse word jar at home.
You also have this book.
Not only do you have to put a dollar in the jar if you say something offensive, but you have to read one of these out and call yourself it.
I agree with you, you heinous leptus-learing momsy butt.
Momsy butt! Outstanding.
Which is a cask of sweet wine, that’s all it is.
Yeah, not the derriere. Gotcha.
Still, though, Shakespeare had a fascination with the hindquarters.
Indeed.
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