Two Hookers and Two Lookers Riddle

A couple of listeners have sent us this riddle.

What has two hookers, two lookers, four stiff standers, four diddle-danders, and a wig-wag?

Oh, this is about letters, right?

So lookers are O’s.

Can you go through it again, please?

Okay.

What has two hookers, two lookers, four stiff standers?

Are lookers Qs or Gs?

I don’t know.

What is it?

It’s a word, isn’t it?

No.

No, it’s not?

What is it?

It’s a cow.

Oh!

I was thinking that, like, the hookers were Gs or Qs, and the standers were Ts or little Ds.

No, it’s a cow.

Two hookers, two lookers, four stiff standers, four diddle-danders, and a wigwag.

Outstanding.

I’m sharing that with my son.

I’ll be the hit of the six-year-old party.

Indeed, you will.

You can tell that one and he can tell this one.

What has four dilly danders, four stiff standards, two lookers, two hookers, two flip-flaps, and a fling-by?

Same thing.

That’s all about cow as well.

Those are awesome.

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