turkey bacon

turkey bacon
 n.— «A nice security guard stops them, and I stopped calling security guards “Turkey bacon rent-a-cops.”» —“Introducing…Gothmommy” by Eleanor Black Skulls, Pink Ruffles—Goth vs Martha Stewart Oct. 30, 2002. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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