smurfing
n.— «Missourians had been caught in Illinois on several occasions “smurfing”—that is, buying anhydrous ammonia, iodine crystals, ether and other ingredients from various sources, far from their labs, to avoid raising suspicion.» —“Illinois Finds Record Number Of Labs In ‘97” by Kevin McDermott in Springfield, Ill. St. Louis Post-Dispatch (Mo.) Jan. 7, 1998. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
A woman in Lincoln, Nebraska, says her father, a Missouri cattleman, would answer the question How are you? by replying Couldn’t be better with less in all my life! This is part of a complete episode.
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