Segal’s Law states, “A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.” This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Segal’s Law”
Have you heard of Seagull’s Law?
S-E-G-A-L?
Seagulls?
I don’t think so.
You might recognize it.
It goes, a man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
Nice.
I can really relate to that.
I love that, yeah.
You know, you look something up and then you look in another source and it’s a little bit different.
Who’s the right source?
Right.
And then you call your favorite radio show and make them decide for you.
And then they do the same thing.
That’s right.
Whoa!
That’s right.
Sometimes TMI is just TMI, right?
Mm—
What’s your favorite eponymous law?
Make one up for yourself.
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