scrumtrelescent
adj.— «My wife and i honeymooned there after getting married on the beach at st. john. This was in mid-to-late May, and the weather was nothing short of scrumtrelescent.» —“Re: virgin islands question?” by loaf (soyouno@mindspring.com) Usenet: rec.music.phish Nov. 13, 2003. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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