Scottish cocktail party
n.βGloss: A jocular, possibly nonce, term for “a fight.” Β«If I get into a Scottish cocktail party with a business, I commonly ask for a written letter of apology.Β» ββDid eBoost Media customer service rep call customer a faggot?” by Antinous Boing Boing July 23, 2008. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)