Because Grant still can’t get enough schoolyard rhymes, he shares one this week that goes: Three six nine / the goose drank wine / the monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line. Are you a lifer when it comes to children’s rhymes? This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Schoolyard Rhyme”
All right, I’m not going to leave the children’s rhymes alone.
Okay.
Every episode, I think I’m going to share a bunch of these.
Maybe not.
Try this one.
Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine.
The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line.
The line broke, the monkey got choked, and they all went to heaven in a little rowboat.
I like that one.
It’s good, right?
It’s got a happy ending.
Yeah, you start shaking your booty to that, right?
That’s exactly what I was doing.
Well, I know that kids today still have rhymes.
I don’t think they’re all about Pokemon.
Send them along.
I’d love to hear them.
