rape rack
n.— «Cows who are strapped into what the dairy industry calls a “rape rack” and artificially inseminated each year so they will give milk.» —“I Think; Therefore, I Don’t Eat Meat” by Mark Hawthorne OpEdNews.com Jan. 3, 2008. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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