pussyclart
n.— «Front Bottom. As coined by my mother, who found it too gruesome to utter the word “pussyclart.” Also used by the GLC in “Your Mother’s Got a Penis.”» —“Front Bottom” by Ayesha Ghanchi Ayesha’s Ever Expanding Vocabulary (New Cross, Eng.) Oct. 22, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)