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push present

push present
 n.— «“Your push present. You know, the present you get for having to go through labor?” Now she tells me that you get a present for going through labor, ten minutes after I schedule a C-section.…“What did you get” “My diamond studs.”» —by Risa Green Notes From The Underbelly Apr. 5, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)

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