ponytail
n.— «Canadians Showcasing Internationally will promote yr material from the dreaded Canada Booth, then provide you with a contact list of just which ponytail scarfed your merchandise.» —“Indie Eye: Subtractor” Usenet: eye.news Feb. 1, 1995. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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