A San Diego listener has a weird word on her mind: biffy (meaning “toilet”). This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Origin of Biffy”
Hi, you have A Way with Words.
Hi, this is Megan from San Diego, California.
I had a question about the word biffy, as used for port-a-potties.
Biffy?
Biffy, how do you spell it?
B-I-F-F-Y.
Mm—
And where have you heard this?
My parents say it, and they use it for port-a-potties.
Yeah.
And where are they from?
Well, my dad’s from Indiana, and my mom’s from California.
But they both spent a lot of time in Australia.
Oh, you think they might have heard it there?
I think it’s possible. I’m not sure.
My boyfriend doesn’t believe me that it’s used for porta-potties.
Oh, really?
He thinks they’re just making it up?
Yeah, he thinks my dad has made it up.
Oh, really?
I swear it’s used for porta-potties.
So your question is whether or not that’s true?
Yes.
So you want to convince him that that is not just a family word.
Exactly.
I just quickly looked this up in the Macquarie Dictionary online.
That’s Australia’s national dictionary, and the word biffy does not come up.
I didn’t think it would, but just to confirm that it’s not an Australian term.
I know for a fact that the Dictionary of American Regional English has an entry for this,
And not only do they have an entry, they have a map.
The map shows where all the respondents to their big survey that they did in the 1960s.
It shows little dots where each of them answered, yes, I know this word, or included this word in a response.
And that’s in Wisconsin, mostly, and the upper Midwest.
It’s also sometimes shortened as BIF, B-I-F, just one F.
But, yeah, I’ve definitely heard it as well, Biffy, B-I-F-F-Y.
You have?
Absolutely.
In Louisville?
No, well, I had it on my list of my 300 favorite words on my website, marthabarnett.com, for years.
But, no, I didn’t hear it in Louisville, but that would make sense, Megan.
Where did you first hear it?
Oh, when I was really young.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And do you use it yourself?
The biffy?
The biffy?
What?
You use the term, not the thing.
She’s been hosting it a very long time.
I’m surprised my boyfriend hasn’t heard of it yet, because he’s from the Midwest.
Well, it’s the upper Midwest, and the Midwest is a really big region,
And it’s got some language islands, and some people, how shall I say this nicely,
Are more observant than others.
So is it used for porta-potties or bathrooms in general?
Generally it’s a bathroom, but you’ll actually find some group that swears up and down.
It’s only for outhouses or porta-potties,
And another group that says it can be used for any kind of place that you would do your business.
Oh, perfect.
But what I would have you do is tell your boyfriend that he now has to apologize to your father and mother.
Oh, definitely. He’s apologizing a lot for this one.
Wait, has he personally given them a hard time for it?
Not them so much as me.
I see Friday dinners far into the horizon.
Expensive things, steaks and lobster and the like, right?
Lots of good wine.
Oh, definitely.
All right.
Well, thank you.
That clears up a lot.
Yep, glad to do it.
You’re welcome.
Thank you so much for your call, Megan.
All right, thank you.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
You know, Grant, I’ve been waiting for a chance to use this on the show.
What, do you have a joke planned?
Well, no, I don’t have a joke planned.
If you’ll just kick me when I’m supposed to laugh, I’ll do that for you.
I have very long legs.
No, our friend Steve Rifkin, who’s a brand name expert,
Recently reported that there was a contest of the 20 most appropriately named portable toilet companies in the U.S.
I’m looking at his website.
And they included such names as a portable toilet company called Duty Calls, Drop Zone.
That’s kind of nice.
Wizards of Ooze.
My gosh, would you go to an outdoor event and there was a portable toilet that said Wizards of Ooze?
I don’t think I would go there.
Here’s one.
Willie Make It.
I kind of like that.
And Betty Don’t.
Oh, boy.
I better stop while we’re ahead, huh?
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