Old-Fashioned Riddles

Martha tries out a couple of old-fashioned riddles on Grant. Here’s one: “What goes around the world, but stays in a corner?” This is part of a complete episode.

Transcript of “Old-Fashioned Riddles”

Hey Grant, I have another old-time riddle for you.

Oh, please.

All right. Here it is.

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

The equator.

The equator stays in a corner?

I have no idea. I don’t know.

What goes around the world but stays in a corner? I don’t know what.

I love this one. A stamp.

A stamp.

That’s very nice.

Yeah, yeah. I kind of had to think back in the memory banks the last time I used a stamp to send something by postal mail.

That’s nice. Do you have another one?

Yes, I do.

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

My mouth.

Close your nose.

My nose.

So your mouth can run, yeah.

I was thinking of running in my mouth and being ahead of my brain. Happens all the time.

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