nothingburger
n.— «Maybe I’ll write a réplique to Steve Almond’s ridiculous, overheated op-ed commentary, in which he resigned his nothingburger teaching job at Boston College to protest its selection of Condoleezza Rice as commencement speaker.» —“Why I don’t blog” by Alex Beam Boston Globe (Massachusetts) May 24, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)