mouthbreather
n.— «No how many breasts or royals they exposed, they would still be read only by the same four hundred thousand mouthbreathers.» —by Donald E. Westlake What’s the Worst That Could Happen? Oct. 1, 1996. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
Further reading
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