MAWG
n.— «Middle aged white guy’s (MAWG’s) political catharsis, continued: enraged by seeming police tolerance of intimidation, and fuming about corporate welfare (both as manifested in the entirely unlikely community of Harvard, IL) MAWG joins Illinois Green Party at the end of March, 2003. MAWG’s wholly unlikely “career move” morphs and mutates exactly one year later into an entirely unexpected dimension.» —“Middle Aged White Guy Has Political Catharsis” by Scott K. Summers Newtopia Magazine Mar. 26, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)