mallsino
n.— «In addition to ensuring our ‘Freedom to Breathe’ (a liberty that was apparently previously restricted), legalizing mallsinos and keeping McFat People for McSuing McFast Food restaurants, our 2005 Legislation also found they have something in common with George Orwell’s 1984: They would like to rewrite the past.» —“Retro Legislation” by J. Parker Hageman Pulse (Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minn.) Mar. 2, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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