If you’re sitting on a subway or airplane seat and someone’s invading your space, you can always offer the colorful rebuke “Lean on your own breakfast,” meaning “straighten up and move over.” This is part of a complete episode.
Transcript of “Lean on Your Own Breakfast”
If you’re in a situation where somebody’s leaning against you and invading your space, maybe on the subway, or they fall asleep next to you on an airplane, there’s something that you can say, and that is lean on your own breakfast.
Lean on your own breakfast.
Isn’t that gorgeous?
I’ve never heard that.
Well, I hadn’t either, but I heard it recently, and it turns out I looked it up, and I can find it as far back as 1884.
Lean on someone else’s breakfast.
Nice.
No, lean on your own breakfast.
Oh, lean on your own breakfast.
You ate your breakfast.
It’s right there below your mouth.
Lean on your own breakfast.
That’s a great one.
I love it.
