jerkwheat
n.— «Obviously your stupid mama was too stupid to teach you any manners. Calling someone a fool is not very classy, JERKWHEAT.» —“Classy local speedskater Shani Davis responds to criticism” by Eric Zorn Change of Subject (Chicago, Illinois) Aug. 30, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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