hocker
n.— «Some reporters are hockers, which may be true. However, once they begin publishing what they hock, Rabbis may be reticent to speak to them…Of course, there are Hockers which have poor information & hockers with better information….» —“Rabbis & Journalists II” by Nicht The House of Hock June 2, 2004. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)
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