goobertron
n.— «God, I am such a huge goobertron. But at least now I know that the goopy cheese sauce thingie is also called a seasoning packet, in industry parlance.» —“for anyone who doubted my dedication to macaroni and cheese” by Salome St. John Oh Hey Great (Costa Mesa, California) May 26, 2006. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)