godbag
n.— «What the heck happened to these creatures? Did the intelligent designer just get tired or them, or what? Were they reptiles, or birds? The godbag crew says reptiles can’t evolve into birds, so what did the Archy line “microevolve” into?» —“Re: OT: I.D. Meeting Its Maker” by Steven Sullivan Usenet: alt.music.yes Dec. 13, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)