ghetto latte
n.— «Should I be attacked by henchmen and/or henchwomen while preparing a shot (it does happen…remember the skanky ghetto latte customers?) I can use my espresso machine as a lethal weapon.» —“simonelli lever machine reflections” by Jimmy Oneschuk Espressolab (Canada) Oct. 14, 2005. (source: Double-Tongued Dictionary)